If you don´t follow tumblr user burriton, then idk what you´re doing on this website. He was one of the first blogs i followed and he gets 80% of my love <3. But if you don´t want to follow him, i guess it´s 

qrieves:

maan Beyonce ain’t shi-

-vering this winter because she is on FIRE go buy #BeyoncéPlatinumEdition on iTunes everyone! #BeyHive #AllHailQueenBey 

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share:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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retiredjesus:

no chill lmao

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automatically:

after your first time having sex

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suspend:

my cousin ordered ice cream for her son and when it arrived he looked like this
but after i stole it

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fandomstuck:

mom, dad, i’m…i’m…I’M…

I’M A GOOFY GOOBER

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

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thatsthat24:

paramedicdownsouth:

medic278:

carnalincarnate

You can’t not reblog this

There should be a limit to how many times your mind can be blown in one post.

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